Please pass this message on to the appropriate characteristics in your bar.
“Of course I don’t have any chewing gum”
I actually do you degenerate, but I know you’re too fucking stupid to realize that I’m going to lie to your face to get in.
So there’s no point asking me in case you didn’t notice.
Ask me about guns or drugs or something maybe next time I might actually tell you.
Why have you got so much attitude for?
You’re not that buff.
You come to Rococo because you know there’s a thousand men who are going to move to you and so that you can tell them to fuck off and carry on doing your hip moving bullshit.
Men are coming up to you because they think you are a slag because you dress like one. They don’t know that you’re out just for the attention like I do.
They’d move to an elephant in Rococo. What kind of a kick do you get from such low class attention?
Don’t give attitude when you get the attention that you came out for, or otherwise wear some clothes.
In summary, stop being an attention seeking whore.
Sorry, Bruv, for stepping on your shoe and distracting you away from your male gang bang.
I was pushed by another male gang bang.
My sincere apologies though. I didn’t mean to disrespect you and I genuinely hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
I understand that you have no job, no future and no Gcse’s because you’re too stupid, and that you have loads of excuses for being such a fucking waste of a human being. So you want to feel that at least some one in this world shows you respect when they accidentally abuse your precious River Island shoes.
But on the plus side, these Rococo attention whores actually seem to like your style. You won’t get none but they’ll let you buy them a rose and take a picture with them.
You might find your wifey in there. They seem about as stupid as you. I’m sure you must have some really interesting conversations together in the smoking area.
I would also like to apologize that you will have difficultly reading this message and so my good friend Diary Of A Badman has kindly agreed to relay this message to you in terminology that you understand.
Apologies once again, and I hope you and the attention whore live happily ever after in Rococo heaven.